chordalsubconscious:

sext: I told my therapist about you

You’re all terrible

Between being a sugar baby and being a stripper I have very little faith or interest in a traditional marriage.

You were happy here.

I am a professional dream.

dotsandfoxes:

Mallory Ortberg, national treasure.

A Beautiful Woman Performs ‘Male Novelist Jokes’ to Riotous Acclaim, via The Toast.

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